"She is the queen goddess of the universe. She has mystical powers, sexual powers, and she’s always the funniest person in the room. Sometimes I feel like her mother and sometimes I feel like I birthed her and sometimes I feel like she birthed me. And sometimes I want to make out with her." Aubrey Plaza on Amy Poehler
Alone is perfect because it’s all I can handle. I was never able to deal with company who stays too long, unless it’s you with your flesh melting words. Almost everything and everyone outlasts their welcome.
—Henry Rollins. (via sorrowmaven)
I am Groot.
—Groot, probably (via hybridlovelies)